Thursday, January 28, 2010

Hell No Phil Won't Go


Imagine your life where all your food and water were brought to you and someone cleaned your house for you…you got to sleep and eat and only worked ONE day a year. On this day you were honored as a hero, people chanted your name, and threw a party that was seen around the world. Doesn’t sound so bad, does it? Well according to PETA it is a horrible and stressful life for Punxsutawney Phil aka The Groundhog. PETA is suggesting that Phil be replaced by a robotic groundhog so he can avoid such stress as living in captivity and being subjected to the huge crowds and bright lights for a few hours each year. ARE THEY SERIOUS….Hey PETA, I work in a small cubical all day under florescent lighting, for less than stellar pay, pick up my cause… make a robot of me, I can send it to work so I won’t be stressed. PETA leave our Groundhog alone. Why don’t you chase after the lady with the water skiing squirrels or the crazy cat lady down the street. PETA I have a few closing words for you…HELL NO PHIL WON’T GO!